Breaking the Seal

Nooo not that Seal. I’m talking about the ‘seal’. There are many myths floating around this world…myths like big foot, the madden curse, or the myth that the loc ness monster doesn’t exist (cause he does). Some may be true, so may not be, that’s up to the fine folks on Myth Busters to decide. One myth that can’t even constitute as a myth at all because it’s just not true is the idea that if you are drinking and get the urge to tinkle, that you should hold it in because you’ll ‘break the seal’. Horse crap, it’s called having to pee. It happens to all of us, it especially happens to us when we’ve downed SIX beers. That’s 72 ounces of pee inducing liquid, no sh*t you have to pee. Your bladder only hold X amount of liquid and I bet it’s in the ball park of 70 ounces. The mentality behind NOT breaking the seal is that once you pee, you then have to go at a very frequent rate. Again, no sh*t…it’s probably because your working your way towards another 72 ounces that your mortal bladder doesn’t want to and can’t hold. Alcohol relaxes your muscles and being that your bladder is a muscle that X that used to equal around 70oz. is looking more like 45 to 50oz. about now. So don’t buy into the hype or give in to the peer pressure of holding it in. If you have to pee, that’s natural and like Nike says “Just do it”.

***Keep in mind that none of this is even nearly factual so feel free to re-post this on Wikipedia.