Fact of the day

"Real fact" #917

The average lead pencil can draw a line 35 miles long or write roughly 50,000 English words.

Good game...Better game..

I love how baseball has to play out 162 games over 183 days (roughly 7 months) to tell me something that I already knew. The Yankees and the Phillies are the best teams in baseball, we knew that in April and it’s still obvious closing in on October. I love baseball but the season reminds me of that guy or girl that we all run into that starts to tell you a story, you see where its going within the first two sentences, yet he or she still proceeds to share every mind numbing detail with you…then to your amazement the story ends as predicted and you look down at your cell phone only to learn you’re life just became 15 minutes shorter. That’s baseball. This is one of the reasons I appreciate the NFL so much. You go into the season thinking maybe the Saints can repeat but you don’t know…you think to yourself the Colts are always good right…but then they get bashed by the Texans. By week 2 you’re left looking at 2-0 Chiefs and Buccaneers teams and you can only say to yourself…wtf. I love you baseball but just get to the point.

Holler...glad to be back.

Jersey Shore

I think if I had a Jersey Shore name it would either be 'The Dilema' or 'The Event'

Relevant Rap Lyric of the Day...

"I'm tryin' to right my wrongs but it's funny those same wrongs help me write this song"

Armageddon

I bet if the Geico caveman knew that the dinosaurs were going extinct he would have taken a photo with his I phone “b.c.”_I’ve noticed recently that a lot of frozen yogurt shops have been opening up in outdoor malls and town centers all across Florida recently, which is great because its 500 degrees outside. It’s so hot that my eyeballs sweat. Only one problem, for every frozen yogurt place that opens up…one Cold Stone Creamery closes down. I’m sure this trend is going to catch on like silly bands and swoop across America, especially with everyone being all health conscious these days. It’s the beginning of the end for Cold Stone. Gone will be the days of remixing birthday cake and funny jingles that only cost you a dollar. Don’t be like the cavemen from yester year. Get yourself a Gatta have it size cup of mashed vanilla ice cream smashed with Butterfingers, Oreo’s, and gummy bears while you still can…tip those sad high school kids a buck and be serenaded for one last time. Do it before it’s too late and don’t say you haven’t been warned. You’ll thank me one day.